This was kind of delightful: https://holeybeep.ninja/
It's a half-joking vulnerability disclosure for a privesc bug in `beep` of all things (CVE-2018-0492). Lots of ridiculousness in the text.
But their recommended patching method is a poker-faced usage of an unpatched issue wherein `patch` can be told to call `ed`, which allows arbitrary command execution: https://rachelbythebay.com/w/2018/04/05/bangpatch/