Seen far too much pics of happy people in their "home offices", seems like their back never hurts, even after 12 hours behind their fancy laptop. So I decided to make this picturof things I strongly believe in.

All pics from

The moment you happily analyze a vulnerability scan
and recognize that the worst server is one used by your team... (at least not administrated by us)

Just wanted to initiate a zero trust concept within our security strategy.

Now guess what one of our company mottos is this year...
Trust! Trust clients, collaborators etc.


What's the most painful pain when working as CISO ?
Vulnerabilities? No!
Unaware users? Hm... No.
Management committment? Almost.
Missing Budget? Sometimes.
Useless audit recommendations with unrealistic deadlines? Yes.

ROFLMAO... Evryone wants 'agile', but if it comes to add some work to Senior mgmt, they don't like it at all anymore. WTF!

Wacker am Stellung halten als lesender User ๐Ÿ˜

RT @jhummel: Noch jemand da ?
๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar

Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong

Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more

Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
- That

Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you

- I did it again)

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Governments shouldn't be hosting in the public cloud:
โ›”๏ธ No control over access to your data
๐Ÿ’ฝ Donโ€™t know where your data is
๐Ÿ’ฅ A single points of failure
๐Ÿ”• You wonโ€™t know if you got hacked
๐Ÿ”ช No control over changes and features

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IT-Sicherheit in Unternehmen:

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Wow, drone racing. So exciting. Swiss wildcard team is doing great! in

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So you demand upload filters? I'll happily comply and will write one for my-own-little-startup.

But you know, to be able to filter out copyrighted material accurately, I now need access to the entire catalog of every single piece of copyrighted material in existence.

Can't wait! No floppies per snail-mail, please!

Just seen in a Raspi room in the matrix: "I just went into a local computer shop, which used to be a cake shop, and asked whether they sold raspberry pi's, they replied that it was no longer a cake shop... True story." ROFLMAO

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When I was in middle/primary school, we were often told about how the factories and consumption are polluting the environment, and wondered "why are you telling us all of this? what can we, kids, do about it anyways? isn't it better to reach the factories' owners and tell all this to them?". One thing we did not understand then is that the teachers and those, whose views they represented, did approach the owners and politicians, and we were their last resortโ€ฆ
It was in the late 90's, by the wayโ€ฆ

Damned f***ing old Wireless Printer. HOLY CRAP, every time I need to setup the connection from scratch WTF.

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