Flying out to LA next week to break into a corporate office.
Wish me luck.
Feel like this is the start of a cheesy holiday movie.
Week before Christmas. It’s cold. Breaking into a corporate office at night. Just want to get back home to my kids.
Maybe if I can get in fast enough, complete the job, I can get home early...
@aetios - Brilliant.
@aetios @tinker The cover story is... You're been hired to play Santa in the corporation's annual cheesy Christmas movie....
@tinker Ho-ho-ho. Now I have Enterprise Admin.
@tinker I'm calling you Hans Gruber until the job is done.
@JohnsNotHere - i dont like how this ends... :P
@tinker I hope someone at the corp left some cookies and milk for you.
@ted - 😄
@tinker leave a message „hohoho with security like this you will not get on the nice list“
@tinker Good luck! Get your corporate shirt on!
@tinker or fuck that, as some say: SANTA IS DE WEY.
@m4iler @tinker i hope you are flying to LA by sleigh
@tinker will u live-toot it like Jek?
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