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Flying out to LA next week to break into a corporate office.

Wish me luck.

Feel like this is the start of a cheesy holiday movie.

Week before Christmas. It’s cold. Breaking into a corporate office at night. Just want to get back home to my kids.

Maybe if I can get in fast enough, complete the job, I can get home early...

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@tinker Go dressed as santa. Automatic get out of jail free card.
@tinker Also helps up the cheesiness for your pretend holiday movie.

@aetios @tinker The cover story is... You're been hired to play Santa in the corporation's annual cheesy Christmas movie....

@tinker I hope someone at the corp left some cookies and milk for you.

🎅

@tinker leave a message „hohoho with security like this you will not get on the nice list“

@tinker or fuck that, as some say: SANTA IS DE WEY.

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