I'm a truly magical individual. I'm a libtard and a nazi, simultaneously. The superposition collapses based on the beliefs of who observes.
I have a similar issue. My right wing friends think I'm a lefty and my left wing friends think I'm on the right.
It seems if you base your opinion pragmatically and not on some political "ism", everybody is unhappy.
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