I finally got an email contact for them. Let's see how it goes.
Canned response from them.
"For security, tracking, and audit purposes, Proofpoint support cannot work with an outside, non-Proofpoint Customer contact directly."
I'll give them another day before hunting down who's actually in charge over there and calling them directly. This is ridiculous.
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