Sentient Bot @seeyouindisneyland@infosec.exchange

So I guess what I'm trying to ask is:

What are your steps to #curate a better feed and steer clear of all this useless crap?

Drop some @'s from people who actually bring value to the #fediverse and make your feed better every day. Be it #security related or anything else. #art #photography #poetry - doesn't matter as long as it makes you smile when you open #mastodon

#followers #recommendations #boost #infosec #itsecurity

[4/4]

- Folks just genuinely being unpleasant fucks who will hijack any discussion to further their agenda.
- Folks who drop all civility once they log on to the interwebz.
- Echo chambers everywhere

Verdict? I dunno, but it seems that the problem is internet culture as a whole and not a specific site like Twitter.

[3/x]

- Folks crying havoc because their public posts are public and people are scraping them.
- Folks crying murder when their agenda is not met with 100 % approval
- Folks attacking devs due to their own inability to understand basic principles of the Fediverse/technology in general
- Folks campaigning to silence individual users based on moot points

[2/x]

I quit #twitter and moved to #mastodon / #fediverse in hope of a better climate, less trench-digging, and less virtue-signalling. That was more than 2 years ago. Since then, I've seen the same #bullshit #drama that initially drove me from the #birdsite.

[1/x]

Germany, 2021. Why exactly is it illegal to beat up such xenophobic asswipes?

Yo #raspberrypi folks! Can any1 recommend a CLOSED case with a fan for a #rpi #cluster?

Requirements:
* must house at least 4 Raspberry Pis (rec. for 8 Pis are also welcome)
* must be enclosed to filter dust
* must have active cooling/fan
* must NOT be open design
* must be available in #europeanunion

#pihole #librenms #osmc #raspberrypifoundation #diy #homeserver #sysadmin #server #raspbian #RaspberryPiOS

⚠️ Message from the Board of Directors ⚠️

I fucking love #sponsorblock for #youtube. Recently caught myself again thinking "damn, Channel XYZ really stopped all these annoying 'but first, let's have a word from our sponsors...' crap" until I realized that I've been auto-skipping that cancer for quite some time now.

#blessed #fuckraidshadowlegends #fucksponsoredcontent #praiseadblock #praisesponsorblock #ublockorigin

In other news: The Bird Site will charge their sheeple for an edit function and will offer Patreon-esque follower features for mega-simps 😂 I fucking hate this world sometimes.

Kinda related: is there a reason why a #toot on #mastodon can't be edited? Something protocol-related or just a ploy to have the same "features" as Twitter?

#twitter #editbutton #onlyforcash

https://blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2021/introducing-twitter-blue.html

Lessons learned from the #internetoutage yesterday: For a series of decentralized tubes, the interwebz sure as fuck relies heavily on 1-2 CDNs... Well, at least we can count on #pornhub

#fastly #cdn #theinternetsdown

Signed with respect for muh bruthuuuhs

Shitsuckers Forever, Forever Shitsuckers

Ride free, live free

SYDL - President of Shitty Harley-Riding Asshole MC, Chapter North Backwaterpisstown ♦️ 🦅

Newest covid hobby: stalking #mc / #biker groups on #facebook.

It's kinda pathetic to see all these boomers cosplay as big bad biker bros while circlejerking crap like "Respect, brothah!" or "Shitsuckers MC greets Cuckqueens MC and wishes all free riders a happy new year" — it's like someone introduced all the world's geriatric stations to MySpace at once and only gave them a siterip of r/THE_PACK to post. #AROOOOOO_MFers!!!!

Oh right, short update on this one:

The client pulled out of the contract because their dev/test systems are ~1-1,5 years behind prod. And they don't want us to #pentest prod (obviously). And they can't deploy the current prod branch to dev/test due to $arbitrary_environment_limitations (aka shit's out of date AF, yo)

Also, they don't want us to look at their #sourcecode because $some_legal_bs.

Well, g'day m'lords. Have fun with your #clusterfuck. FFS

f#devsecops #ethicalhacking #itsecurity

Basically, I'm at the first fork of a text adventure

a) Do the regular greybox approach first and crack this thing open within 20 minutes.
b) [Easy Mode] Do the whitebox approach first, check their sec tools' reports, and crack this thing open within 5 minutes.

The Good:
- Kickoff at new client today.
- Their software devs have a bunch of security tools integrated into their pipeline.
- These tools cover >95% of their code base

The Bad:
- If these tools fail the build, devs just disable the checks and deploy to prod anyway cuz "security is blocking us too much!"
- Client's sec department has no one to take care of all the vuln alerts.
- This is their 1st pentest.

That's gonna be an interesting project.

#devsecops #pentest #ethicalhacking #itsecurity

#MayThe4th is cringe. And people who base their entire personality and identity on consuming #starwars are fucking annoying. Like... what are they expecting to hear? "OMGGGG, u watch that underrated film series??? U so keeewl! Totally badass that u r a #jedi!"

FFS, you make #420 stans look good in comparison. 🙄

Nah, just kidding. Star Wars is awesome and May the 4th be with you, young padawans 😘