Script Kiddy h4xXx0r @seeyouindisneyland@infosec.exchange

"It's unfortunate that we even have to say 'Black Lives Matter', I mean, if you go through history nobody ever gave a fuck. I mean, you can kill black people in the street, nobody goes to jail, nobody goes to prison.

[...]

But the truth of the matter is, they don't really give a fuck about anybody, if you break this shit all the way down to the low fucking dirty-ass truth"

https://youtu.be/hlk7o5T56iw

Fucking LOL. #Zoom is such a broken piece of shit, how did this ever gain widespread traction?? I've got to use it for work and - adhering to #OPSEC - created a random, unique password with lotsa chars.

So far, so good. I can also log into the crappy desktop program of those fuckfaces.

BUT I cannot log into their fucking website to e.g. edit my profile, because MY VALID PASSWORD IS TOO LONG 😂 Give me a break.

Yo, Zoom reps: Delete yourself. You've done enough damage.

And then there's this fine gentleman of elderly status, tryin' to chat up all those sexy* lonely* ladies* on #instagram... Below a picture of the grieving family of #GeorgeFloyd on the #NationalGeography account. 🙃

Top 10 #OKBoomer Moments 2020

*results may vary

In other news #BlackLivesMatter is racist againt black people now. Some fights apparently cannot be won ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Note to self: finally delete this boomer website LinkedIn from my password manager.

The UN should send their Blue Helmets on a peacekeeping mission to this shithole country in North America.

This weirdo dictator and his lackeys are finally completely off the rails.

What a banana republic. Sad.

The most satisfying step after completing a 6+ months red team engagement for a client:

Wiping all your drives for a clean & fresh start at the next engagement 😌

#shred #opsec #itsecurity #infosec #justredteamthings

How exactly is the US of A not openly rioting? Should we send in UN squads to ensure free elections in that 3rd world shithole?

#YouTube channels are basically the 21st century infomercials.

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If you rearrange the letters in "clueless script kiddy" you get "Big 4 IT Security Consultant"

Some people call me childish. To those people I only scoff an annoyed "0x70656e6973!"

#scriptkiddyjokeoftheday #wecannotbefriendsifyoudontthinkimfunny

He's not wrong, ya know? And it's basically the same for #hacking - just replace "indian youtuber" with "muted youtuber, notepad.exe and some siccccck nightcore traxxx" #welcometomyhackingtutorial

#stackoverflow #programming #soop #stackoverfloworientedprogramming #fakeittillyoumakeit

One thing I'm missing on #Mastodon (and #Twitter, as far as I'm aware) is to add my own €0.02 before re-tooting something. I dunno why that's not an option. Twitter did it first, Mastodon copied it? Seems rather stupid to me.

⚠️ RANT INCOMING ⚠️

Few things piss me off more than the pretentiousness, elitism, and general fuckheadedness of #ArchLinux, its "philosophy", and its "community".

Manual partitioning & setting up #LUKS by hand does not make you a 1337-er h4xXx0r.
CLI installers do not make you more br00tal.
Not having any form of convenience when setting up new systems will not fill the hole your unloving parents left in your cold, black lump of coal you call heart.

Bring back #Antergos, FFS!

Nothing humbles your "infosec pro" ass like wasting 15 minutes figuring out how to disable Secure Boot on your new laptop so you can fucking install that fucking Linux over that fucking Bloatware 10 installation. 15 minutes screwing around like the first monkey that discovered a laptop 🙈

#windows10sucks #securebootsuck #isuck

What the actual fuck? 😂

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