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Any friend/colleague who hands me their resume has been.... like really bad at resumes. I think everyone's just bad at resumes. Landscape (wtf?) layout, leaving half a page empty, using colors of any kind (outside of a design role), and using more than a single page early in a career.

For each person's resume I redid, all using my template, they got the callbacks that eventually became their jobs within two weeks.

Biggest single thing you can do: SHORTEN THAT SUCKER.

Outlook RCE bug is much more serious, but the bug you have to be on the same physical network to exploit got a name, so it's the one people (read: media and managers) think is serious.

US joins six countries in new call for backdoor encryption access.

And they will get it over my cold, dead, body. What did that senator say.... "Send bachelors and come heavily armed"?

If yall want my crypto, send bachelors and come heavily armed.

theverge.com/2020/10/12/215132

hey
some of you guys are pretty alright
dont come to zoom class tomorrow

Hey iPhone fans, congrats on your innovative, never before seen, brand new, groundbreaking, disruptive, status quo smashing, home screen widgets.

This is the HTC Dream. It was released in 2008.

The richest man on the planet became this way by building a warehouse and shipping behemoth that... Somehow carried on for 20 years without necessarily knowing who their suppliers were.

Huh.

I've been waiting on a FOIA request from Jefferson Parish since March.

I didn't know covid made it impossible to query a database. Also, it sure as shit didn't take them 3 months to plant drugs on a dude

hi, yes, hello, if this conversation continues for very much longer, I just might blow my fucking brains out

"hey guys, your flagship file manager, photo viewer, and the actual plasmashell have horrible memory leaks. maybe that's more important than imgur integration?"

techbros: your fault, fix it yourself

year of the linux desktop when?

KEEP FUCKING TRYING, YOU EZREAL-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER, LMAO.

I don't gotta do a God damned thing, I didn't put init-carcinoma on my computer.

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