m4iler 𓀨 @m4iler@infosec.exchange

Courage
Truth
Honour
Fidelity
Discipline
Hospitality
Self Reliance
Industriousness
Perseverance

This is what matters to me. It may not to you, but I like to believe it would be a better place if they did.

Let's set some floor plans for the rest of the year.

1) August is Splunk User cert time. This Friday.
2) September = Power User
3) October/November = Security+
4) November onwards = OSCP
5) Q1/2020 = Pivoting to Red team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKFiINfYQ_c

This is my new ringtone.

Everyone needs to watch this.

The tooth fairy market is being held up only by the planned obsolescence of milk teeth.

Cicada3301 needs to come back.

I need to look at the Liber primus in my spare time.

Time to learn some mygroegonomigs :DDDDDD

Didn't do any of the things I listed yesterday...

BUT I AM doing an AD attack/defense course.

Shit's cool, I was never good with Windows.

Okay: tomorrow, I'll set up P4wnp1 AOLA on the piZero, plus I'll attempt to make my eInk display on the pi show something that can stay there for a long time.

Culled my follow list by 80-ish people to see more of what I want and less of what I don't want

Anyone else in the Attacking AD bootcamp on Pentesteracademy?

Time for work!

REV UP THAT VLC BECAUSE I NEED TO WATCH BULLSHIT TO FOCUS

I feel content again, after today's talk.

Here lies George, the best cups player...
...or here...
...or here.

$company seems to want to make a video with me.

Gosh diddly darn. I don't wanna be in a video! No face.

Monday morning: Teach phishing prevention
Monday afternoon: Get a message from baby Jesus about Christmas gifts
Today: Got a fucking phishing e-mail

Seriously? The timing is just TOO GOOD.

Me: Oh boy, can't wait to pentest 'puters!
My company: Do you know how to secure satellite comms?

I'm loving this.

HACK THE PLANET (from the outside)

Got a talk today on phishing. Went great.

3 hours later got an e-mail from BABY JESUS telling me to send a link in reply to receive a Christmas gift.

Yes, it was legit, but I got a message from a colleague telling me that my jokes are really childish.

The timing.

I need a project. I want to test something for clients. Or at least do a cert to show I still got it.

I feel the rust upon my wheels. I need something offensive.

Might give the Pineapple a swing tomorrow, when I have nothing to do.

K, fixed it.

My parents now have 24/7 support.

24 days to 7 months delay.

My SSH tunnels seem to be nowhere near persistent :-(

These are prices for computers in 1990.

It's a QUARTER OF A MILLION CZK to buy a PC with a coloured display.