I was listening to my wife and kids complaining about referee calls in a football game today. I believe this is a common problem - the eyesight of game officials is often called into question. While I was letting my mind wander, the solution hit me.

Most professional and even many semi-pro and amateur sports games have paramedics on site to handle any injuries. In a football game today, for example, the EMTs drive out on the field in a small golf cart.

The answer, my friends, is field optometrists. When an umpire or official makes a bad call, the game is paused and the optometrist gets in their EYEmergency cart and race to the official. The EYEmergency cart would have a mobile eye office and one of those lens crafter setups.

I know, I know. Before you get all excited, I’ve already filed the patent.

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