jACK @jackiebailz@infosec.exchange

nodejs returning a 418 is definitely something that will ease my anxiety

i do love a good 418 error :D

job interview tomorrow...

i'm probably above the position (SOC1), but i desperately need the experience in the trenches and its an org that has some top notch people and scenarios.

really wish i was Domino about now...

when your IT admin won't re-enable SSL decryption and won't respond to your emails

can anyone confirm that the Pixel 2 gets better cell reception than any given iPhone? my residence is normally a dead zone for my carrier, but switching to the P2 seems to have resolved my reception issues

cell reception is a thing that could break the bonds of iMessage, since actually using your cell phone for calls is neat

wow actually using bitcoin is mad painful

when Slack gives you the oopsie woopsie...

Never underestimate trivia questions 🤘

#hackmiami con this weekend! \o/

anyone from #infosec tootsite going?

also,

Orgy-porgy, Ford and fun,
Kiss the girls and make them One.
Boys at 0ne with girls at peace;
Orgy-porgy gives release.

if only Google didn't provide so much value-add. their UI/UX is actually good, traffic analytics are a godsend, and not having to call and schedule things is my dream

since google is going to ingest data on me anyway (friends have androids, etc), i might as well get something out of it

freaking out so hard...

i just want to go for a really long drive right now

jfc this is so bad

...anyone hiring?

apparently an article came out last week about how my org is hemorrhaging millions and our board members are under SEC investigation

...THIS IS FINE

same can be said for PGP even.

if you arent developing something that forces implementations to use sane defaults, you aren't developing security.

the difference is that even if you use the command line tool, you still have to load the gun before you can shoot yourself in the foot

see an auth error? maybe just rm that file

fully in the rebound!

now the consensus seems to be that "if everyones implementation is broken then its not the implementation"

if you aren't developing an implementation to use secure defaults, you're not developing security.

the pendulum swings...

since opinion seems to be shifting regarding #efail, does anyone have alternatives to PGP?

its lame to say "don't use that encryption" without providing alternatives