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The Matrix, 1999: Morpheus inserts a giant TRRS plug into Neo's head

The Matrix, 2019: Morpheus tries for 20 minutes to pair a Bluetooth neural interface to Neo's head before finally giving up

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[ASMR] Debugging TypeScript types while using you as a rubber duck.

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"take me down to concurrency city where green pretty is grass the girls the and are"

-- a programmer

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cool date ideas with freon, volume 1.

* sneak into the e-waste facility at 2am and help me tip over the tall cardboard boxes they keep everything in
* flash coreboot on each other's thinkpads
* make out in an abandoned mall with vaporwave blasting from the speaker system i hacked control of
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A Kazakhstani commie running a dark net research paper piracy website has done more for the free flow of information than all of my professors combined.

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what if the internet doesn't exist and it's just how your brain manifests the voices inside your head
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Systems should be as simple as possible but not simpler.

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tech hot take: break up the browser.

Open PDFs in your PDF reader. videos in your video player, images in your image viewer. If something is not am embed part of a document there's no need to have the browser open it. Hell, why even have a browser at all, how about an html viewer with JS interpreter and the rest is done on the system level with sandboxing

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*leans into microphone*
HACK. THE. PLANET.

The only thing that stops a good guy with PGP is a bad guy with PGP.

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A rainbow table is a precomputed table for reversing cryptographic hash functions, usually for cracking password hashes.

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infosec geek: you know you shouldn't be wearing those around your neck *points at the yubikey on my chest*

me: it's actually *grabs his fingers and breaks them* a honeypot

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