„Hey wanted to check in if you want to hear about our product that will ensure you cannot have data breaches“
„Sorry, we don’t use product that offer military grade encryption, our minimum standard is secret agency grade encryption“
Confused silence „I can check with our engineering team if we can offer that in near future“
I don’t even know what to do anymore. Lost my sales-rep-trolling-edge...
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