Contents: One (1) Darren @darrenpmeyer@infosec.exchange

It is proven! I am calcifer on Keybase: https://keybase.io/calcifer/sigchain#a702c903fbb1f7b53572bd44e1fd89837bbb184853056b08fd9b9ee747a327150f

Virtual DEFCON has cheaper beer, less BO, and I don't have to be far away from home. But I do miss hanging out with my Summer Camp crew

Well Spotify pretty accurately captured my two modes of work

Oh, cool -- my employer (Veracode) decided to make some of their interactive, developer-focused security labs available for free to everyone. They're pretty good, with interactive find-and-fix security flaws and such.

https://info.veracode.com/security-labs-community-edition-signup.html

If you're in infosec and also think COVID-19 measures are pointless because infection rates are fairly low where those measures are implemented, I genuinely don't understand you

"We don't need masks or restrictions because the rates are low" is exactly the same reasoning as "we don't need to spend resources on security because we've never been breached"

SARS-CoV-2 is a hell of an exploit. Until we have a patch (vaccine), we need to mitigate other ways

Here’s the pony I want:

A 13” tablet PC, ideally ARM-based, with capacitive touch and good pen input options. It should run a desktop OS and have USB-C. I want to dock it into a laptop chassis (not a “keyboard cover”) that gives me more peripherals and battery, better GPU, etc.; I might want different chassis for different purposes, like a lightweight option and a portable-workstation option. And the same dock system should allow for docking to a desktop setup as well.

So it's sounding very much like the Twitter breach was some kind of social engineering/phishing attack on Twitter employees who are working from home

Remember this next time you say "but this is an internal app, so it's lower risk"

That's not a rating system of "5 means secure!"; it's one star for each of the 5 *minimum* security practices — it's right in the name. The branding and UX is confusing, which Mozilla should be ashamed of

But they're not claiming Zoom is outstanding, just that it does each of the five basic things to meet the bare minimum

For dessert, I had ice cream drowned in Unicorn Blood

No, seriously! I made affogato ("drowned") with the Unicorn Blood espresso from Dark Matter (Chicago)

Going through old accounts and remembered that time @dildog said "because sometimes I am root and shit happens", so I made drinkware:

https://www.cafepress.com/dd/90792617

And now I kind of don't want to delete my Cafepress account

Hey Netflix. Hey. Yeah. Imagine for a moment that I'm not trying to watch something on my mobile browser, I just want to add it to my list because someone recommended it

I mean, I know, weird. I want to use a lightweight web page. Clearly I should want your entire fucking app, which I will never use to watch a show on my phone, just to press the "add to list" button. But, I mean… could you just, like, humor me?