@mwlucas But I sacrificed the holy knuckles with paper cuts!
@bcl That's for the IRS, silly!
You have only whetted the Dread Tome's appetite.
Wait... you think *that's* the Dread Tome? 
True Dread Tomes look innocent, perhaps even charming, so you pick them up.
I'd tell you to get out of there, but it's too late. It's tasted you by now.
@mwlucas Crap. Fooled again.
@bcl Whelp. Been nice knowing you. One of those will eat you, y'know...