JohnsNotHere 
@JohnsNotHere@infosec.exchange
- EliteSec
- https://elitesec.io
- Podcast
- https://purplesquadsec.com/
Founder of EliteSec.io, podcaster, father, and knowledge junkie. Defender of the Oxford comma and lover of good BBQ. Toots are my own, but YMMV.
Joined Aug 2018
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May the next decade treat you better than the last one. May the best of your past be the worst of your future. May intelligence and compassion guide you, and may the voice of reason temper your emotions. You are capable of anything - don't waste the opportunity.
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Incorporation is complete, I can start making noise about https://elitesec.io
For those who are looking for #pentesting #vulnerabilityassessments or just #infosec help, make sure to consider us. We're based in Canada, but happy to help whomever we can reach. Many thanks!
When your peers suddenly start reporting to you, man does the dynamic change. Especially if they hold grudges...
Each day in corporate life reminds me why I started my own gig. See previous gif.
Is the week over yet? We're expecting a heavy storm this weekend, so I'll be gladly stuck at home, away from meetings, and just focused on family and personal objectives.
Anyone in the Dallas, TX are who has expertise in Cyber insurance? Got a friend of a friend who's looking for a speaker.
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“We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, you cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.”
Looks like Tactical Edge is in my future this year.
I am shocked at how things are going with EliteSec:
- Finalized my first SOW today
- Was invited to do training at a conference
- Got a lead on a fairly large MSP in the area who's looking for help.
- Have another group looking to subcontract me for security work
- Getting a (temporary?) promotion at my main workplace, which will make things REALLY interesting
- Start teaching again in just over a week.
How's your 2020 been so far?
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This is a hard time of year for many of us.
US Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Online chat: http://chat.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx
More lines for regions, parents, teens, LGBTQA, veterans, Native Americans, etc: http://suicidehotlines.com/national.html
Share however you see fit.
May the next decade treat you better than the last one. May the best of your past be the worst of your future. May intelligence and compassion guide you, and may the voice of reason temper your emotions. You are capable of anything - don't waste the opportunity.
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Probably gonna start a war with this, but it needs to be said.
:) is better than 🙂
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Hey all,
2020 is just around the corner and during this holiday season there are a lot of folks right here on the fediverse that are struggling to keep up with day-to-day things.
If someone is making something you like (toots, artwork, music, whatever) and if you have the means please consider heading to someone's profile and see if they have a Patreon or a Liberapay account listed. Even something small every month can help.
Help a Fedi out.
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Merry Christmas fediverse!
Good night netizens. I will see you in the morning. Been a long day. Good, just really long.
From @EdgarR0jas@twitter
February 15, 2020 we will be hosting a Virtual Tactical Edge event with a few awesome friends. Visit the site for more information and registration: https://t.co/QZpcw3lGyK https://t.co/pXS6DZaiXO
Seriously, what's in the air today? Just feeling rather introspective and philosophical and it's just making me rather emotional. Small things are touching and I don't know why.
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Pro tip: DON'T PUT SURVEILLANCE DEVICES IN YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM.
Seriously though, blaming the user is a new low, even for a bottom-feeder like Ring
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RT @hypervisible
"Ring, an Amazon-owned home security company, is pointing to users as the security flaw in these incidents."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-ring-home-camera-break-in-video-2019-12
https://twitter.com/hypervisible/status/1206982187104518145
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btw,,,
@tinker 's got a thread going,
https://twitter.com/TinkerSec/status/1206410740099366918
"__A Christmas Break-In__
A physical penetration test live tweeted."
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Who wants a job?
- EliteSec
- https://elitesec.io
- Podcast
- https://purplesquadsec.com/
Founder of EliteSec.io, podcaster, father, and knowledge junkie. Defender of the Oxford comma and lover of good BBQ. Toots are my own, but YMMV.
Joined Aug 2018
